Oh this is absolutely just the best possible way for today to have gone. 10/10. Dionysus is so happy. Grantaire is reading Apollo for filth, it's a pride month miracle.

"So anyway, as I was saying before the baby from the opening of Teletubbies over there interrupted us, toes." He's aware that Grantaire will not know what the hell a Teletubby is, but he also hopes that there is enough context in his tone for it to be obvious that he's dragging the heck out of Apollo. He can explain Teletubbies later if necessary.