Green grass breaks through snow, Artemis pleads for my help

He sighs. "I was afraid that was going to happen. It doesn't translate well into Mandarin, I guess. But the general parameters are -- five lines of poetry, the first two lines and the fifth one rhyme with each other, while the third and fourth are their own rhyme scheme. It's usually something humorous. Could have gone for something a little easier by shortening words, but --oh well."